In an odd victory for moral ambiguity, the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh shows we care very strongly about people’s criminal past – but only sometimes and only when the TV cameras are on. No means no, [read...]
It has been announced that, to save time, all future EU referendums held anywhere in Europe will include a second ballot on the back of the ballot paper. Naturally this second ballot will only include the “correct” [read...]
The dieting company has decided to ditch ‘weight’ from their name, in order to corner the market in slim-line voyeurs and svelte stalkers. A spokeswoman explained: ‘We’ve struggled with the whole weight-loss element but really nailed the bit about watching, [read...]
Unite Leader Len McCluskey has today called on his members to ‘show up at work and make sure things go smoothly’ in a bid to disrupt this year’s Olympic games in London. [read...]
The threat level at Chequers has been officially raised to ‘Severe’ following the recent Panorama special which took us behind the scenes with Theresa May as she went about the business of securing a workable Brexit deal. [read...]
