A Vodafone user has been unable to ditch his girlfriend because his signal is total wank, it has emerged. Mobile phone owner and horny first-year student, Sean Wilson, has been trying to phone partner, Sophie Goodier, [read...]
John McDonnell has confirmed Labour will bring monasteries back into public ownership if they win the next election. Thousands of monks were thrown on the unemployment scrapheap during the 1530s when Henry VIII seized their lands and buildings and sold them on the cheap to his aristocratic friends. [read...]
Media sources have confirmed rumours circulating in TV Land are true and negotiations are now at an advanced stage, that from next year, we will see Strictly Come Dancing and Love Island merge with the new show to be called Strictly Cum Island. [read...]
Plans to drill for shale gas are to be rebranded ‘The Great British Gas Hunt’ in a bid to increase public support. [read...]
