The Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s unborn baby has been universally hailed by they world’s press as a ‘gestation-stage royal fit for the modern age’. The prenatal organism has been particularly praised for its skilful handling of the difficult move from pre- to post-embryonic stages while in the full glare of the world’s media, [read...]
The Sultans of Swing, a group of balding dads with ponytails, have disbanded after their lead trumpeter was arrested by police for ‘blowing Dixie live on stage’ in a pub way on down south in London Town. [read...]
Melania Trump has clarified that she did deliberately choose to wear a jacket saying ‘I don’t care’ on an official engagement earlier this year, and therefore it was true that she didn’t care and not true when her spokesperson had earlier claimed that she didn’t care about the not caring statement. [read...]
After a 33 year run, the BBC’s Crimewatch is to come to an end, with an extended 5 hour episode which will, according to the show’s creator, ‘resolve all plot threads left hanging over the years’. [read...]
