Grime shite


Grime music is pure shite, according to a report commissioned by the BPI. Author Dr Darius Morgan from the Royal College of Music said: ‘Although I had an inkling that perhaps Grime was shite but I wanted to be dispassionate and totally professional in my assessment as part of the evaluation process. But I needn’t have worried because we found without any shadow of a doubt that Grime is definitely pure, and what’s more, utter utter utter, shite.’

The Metropolitan Police’s senior officers have welcomed the report’s findings arguing the music has criminal undertones, as the lyrics are often disturbing and encourage crimes of drug abuse and extreme violence, creating major problems in many areas of London. One officer stated: ‘We need to be tough on Grime, tough on the causes of Grime.’

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2018 by

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