Anonymous Tory abuser ‘should have hot poker shoved up arse’ says other Tory


‘Such language is unacceptable and anyone using it should be torn limb from limb by rabid dogs then eaten in a pie by Lib Dem voting cannibals,’ said another right wing commentator, reacting to the poker/arse comments.

‘People who make remarks about rabid dogs attacking anonymous Tory MP’s who are only doing their duty with legitimate criticism of our zombified leader should be slowly beheaded by Jihadist transsexual Socialist Worker Party members then left for dead in the middle of Annabel’s Night Club,’ said another anonymous toff with a grudge to bear.

Speaker of the House John Bercow was unavailable for comment, but had he been available he would have said something so horrible my hands would be paralysed over this computer keyboard and my fingers would fall off and land in my soup which I would accidentally drink.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2018 by

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