Britain’s one and a half million unemployed people have confirmed that, like David Cameron, they’re “bored shitless” and would quite like to return to work as soon as possible. “I thought about calling up an old schoolfriend and getting him to parachute me into a cabinet level job,” [read...]
The makers of the iconic James Bond movies have announced that they will be at least two hours longer in duration due to anticipated delays at passport control whenever the crack secret agent is assigned a mission at an exotic European locale. [read...]
The people of Britain have pleaded with David Cameron to put his political comeback on the back-burner and instead take up a nice quiet hobby that won’t leave the country completely f**ked. The former Prime Minister had told friends that he was considering a return to the front benches now that Brexit was almost settled… [read...]
