Regardless of dying, at the ripe old age of 95, movie executives already have plans afoot to resurrect Stan Lee, for as many times as is profitable. Grieving relatives have committed the decaying remains of Mr. [read...]
An office in Slough has exceeded dire expectations by surviving Monday in the absence of its most vocal in-house critic. Technical associate Alex Shah was heard by all to exclaim on Friday: ‘I cannot believe that this place would survive five minutes without me here’ [read...]
Theresa May has enlisted the Third Foot and Mouth, the Devils in Skirts, to take up position on the Irish Border after Brexit. After an emergency meeting of Cobra this morning, the government announced that the extra troops will be brought in from India to stiffen up security at the border. [read...]
After the failure of the Christianity campaign to advertise in cinemas, the Lord thy God will appear in a vision in selected cinemas to promote blessed popcorn, 2 for 1 baptisms and holy Fanta. [read...]
Responding to reports of falling fertility rates across the human population, Planet Earth said it was “overjoyed and relieved” at the news, adding that it was “long overdue.” “Out of all of my tenants, humans are easily the worst,” lamented the planet. [read...]
