In what media experts are calling a flagrant and shocking disregard for its own charter, satellite TV channel UK Gold has been fined an undisclosed three-figure sum by Ofcom and warned it could lose its broadcasting licence, [read...]
The world of stadium rock music has been shaken to its very foundations today as news emerged that legendary British supergroup Spinal Tap never turned it up to eleven, for the simple reason that it is an impossibility to do so. [read...]
New Foreign Office advice has been issued to Brits considering travelling to dangerous or unstable parts of the world: ‘Always check the FO website for the latest news before you travel, respect local customs, don’t take unnecessary risks, [read...]
[Triumphal music and fanfares as Theresa May and her Cabinet ride coconuts into the scene outside the walls of the European Commission]
May: Halt! Hello! Hello!
Barnier: ‘Allo! Who is zis?
May: It is Prime Minister May, [read...]
A group of 1970s comedians has welcomed news that Viagra will soon be available over the counter without prescription, saying that it will give their drooping careers a new lease of life and enable them to be cutting-edge, [read...]
