New Foreign Office advice has been issued to Brits considering travelling to dangerous or unstable parts of the world: ‘Always check the FO website for the latest news before you travel, respect local customs, don’t take unnecessary risks, [read...]
[Triumphal music and fanfares as Theresa May and her Cabinet ride coconuts into the scene outside the walls of the European Commission]
May: Halt! Hello! Hello!
Barnier: ‘Allo! Who is zis?
May: It is Prime Minister May, [read...]
A group of 1970s comedians has welcomed news that Viagra will soon be available over the counter without prescription, saying that it will give their drooping careers a new lease of life and enable them to be cutting-edge, [read...]