Maybe Brexit deal good if Trump thinks its bad, says confused Britain


The near-100% consensus that Theresa May’s Brexit is deeply flawed has foundered after suggestions that Donald Trump thinks it is bad. Many people have now been forced to question their own existence, the very nature of truth and whether December is too early for April Fools’ Day. Complained one voter: ‘Up is down. Black is white. Is Trump telling us exactly what he thinks or what he wants us to think he thinks? Does he think at all? Maybe it’s a double bluff? Or a triple bluff? Arrghh.’

A political analyst said: ‘In summary, if Theresa May says it’s good, it must be bad. Yet Trump confirms it’s a bad deal, so it must be good. Although Michael Gove still supports this good deal, so it’s clearly bad. Then Tony Blair confirmed the badness of the deal, so it must be good. So is it a good deal done badly or a bad deal done goodly? Or bigly. Fucked if I know, mate.’

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