Daily Archives: December 1, 2018

TV Brexit debate to feature eating of kangaroos’ penises

Adrian Bamforth
Arts/Entertainment
December 1, 2018

Prime Minister Theresa May has announced she has made an ‘historic’ deal with ITV to screen the forthcoming EU debate, with only minimal concessions to the eating of kangaroos’ penises by speakers during the show. [read...]

Pheasants thick

Oxbridge
News In Brief
December 1, 2018

Pheasants are as thick as pigshit, it has emerged. According to ornithologists, most wild birds belie the term ‘bird brain’ with their phenomenal powers of migration and searching for food, but pheasants just twat about the fields pecking aimlessly at grain before running into country lanes, [read...]