Prime Minister Theresa May has announced she has made an ‘historic’ deal with ITV to screen the forthcoming EU debate, with only minimal concessions to the eating of kangaroos’ penises by speakers during the show. [read...]
Pheasants are as thick as pigshit, it has emerged. According to ornithologists, most wild birds belie the term ‘bird brain’ with their phenomenal powers of migration and searching for food, but pheasants just twat about the fields pecking aimlessly at grain before running into country lanes, [read...]
‘on reflection my Vera Wang dress might have looked a bit better without the taffeta fairy wings and the pointy tinsel-wrapped princess hat’. [read...]
