Sexually aroused male Border Collie placed on N.I. Boundary

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Officials were left red-faced this week after a dog with an engorged penis was stationed on the line dividing Northern Ireland from the Republic of Ireland.  There have been ongoing discussions about whether there should be a soft border or hard border between the two entities and a hard border was favoured but there is confusion as to how a hard border became enacted in this way.

Labour MPs demanded to know why it couldn’t be a Border Terrier instead but Goverment officials insisted the EU text related to Brexit negotiations mentioned a Border Collie.  It is unclear how such a translation outcome occurred but some experts are placing the blame on Nigel Farage, who does not support the proposed Brexit deal.  It is believed he also owns a Border Collie, further stoking suspicion.

The Border Collie is being ‘attended’ to by an unfortunate intern with some mayonnaise and a sock.

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Posted: Dec 5th, 2018 by

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