It was just two years ago I can still remember How UKIP’s nonsense used to make me smile But Nige knew if he had the chance He’d make them all hate Spain and France And they they’d all turn stupid for a while Then Boris Johnson made me shiver The referendum had delivered Fake news… [read...]
Nigel Farage has quit as Nigel Farage, a position he has held since 1964, claiming that the current Nigel Farage is unrecognisable from the man who famously began his non-racist campaign for the UK to leave the EU nearly two decades ago. [read...]
A leak from the offices of Her Majesty’s Attorney General has revealed an obscure clause in Theresa May’s Withdrawal Agreement with the EU that would require the return of a large part of the UK Royal Family to Germany, [read...]
The long-term viability of genetically-modified (GM) crops has been called into question, after members of an anti-GM group were viciously assaulted by roaming wheat columns larger than a double-decker bus.
Protestors broke into the Hertfordshire field where the feisty crop is being grown with the intention of uprooting it and setting it alight, [read...]
Tosh Ronson, MP, who shot a stray dog has been slated for posing for pictures as he watched the vet perform life-saving surgery on the animals leg. Mr. Ronson – along with three other Tory MPs who also shot dogs and then subsequently took them to the vet – [read...]
