Calls grow for a second vote of confidence on May’s leadership


Darren Bull, a homophobic racist with a strong interest in Fascism is incandescent with rage following a bungled attempt to overthrow Prime Minister Theresa May, by Tory extremist faction The European Reform Group, failed by a very wide margin.

‘How she’s got the bloody cheek to cling on to her job after securing a paltry two-thirds of the vote is shameful. She’s scraped through by the skin of her teeth, just like Jacob Rees-Mogg said on TV and there needs to be a second vote to oust her. The whole thing’s a bloody farce,’ fumed Bull.

‘Look I’m a Brexiteer and I don’t make no bones about it,’ continued the 28 year-old trainee Estate Agent, ‘but believe me I have no qualms about that. Britain’s decision to leave is firmly grounded by a thumping majority of the people who voted, so what I say is “let the will of the British people be done”. Why should we have a second vote? We voted once already. We won – they lost. End of! It’s just like that stupid little foreign rat fella says in them ads, innit? Simples!’

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