Staff at the Department for Exiting the EU are reported to be hungry and irritable as the staff member sent to Tesco to get lunch still hasn’t returned after three months, being embroiled in complex negotiations with the automated checkout. [read...]
Since the Brexit referendum two-and-a-half years ago, the Conservative team’s tactics have been a premiership demonstration of how Britain will be a world-class winning nation when it takes back control from those third-division thugs in Europe and then gives it all to our top players in Westminster. [read...]
Well where has this past year gone? I can’t believe it’s all passed by so quickly but what a year it’s been! One where I’ve cemented my place firmly as the UK’s guiding force and my government’s successes have been almost too many to mention. [read...]
The signature tune to the much-loved soap opera Coronation Street will become Britain’s post-Brexit national anthem according to an announcement from Buckingham Palace.
‘We toyed with that and the signature tune to Eastenders in an attempt to find something that typified the new national mood,’ [read...]
A lonely woman has been rescued from a dinghy in the English Channel, unusually heading away from Britain. The woman, who would only answer to the name Theresa, was rescued off the coast of Dover at 4am on Saturday. [read...]