Theresa May has made a firm commitment not to make any firm commitments.
May won support from MPs in a no-confidence vote, convincing a majority she’d give them what they want by categorically writing off categorically writing things off.
“I reject rejecting things outright, outright; the lady is not for turning away from turning”, she said to applause.
True to her promise never to delay delaying things, the PM cancelled a vote on her Brexit deal in Parliament.
May has continued to sell her Brexit deal to MP’s, highlighting how it guards against any fluctuation from a permanent state of flux.