During an ad-break while watching the movie ‘Miracle on 34th Street’ – televised for the sixty-seventh time this month – it was revealed to Jesus Christ that when it comes to the modern-day Christmas, “Morrisons makes it”, [read...]
‘The scariest thing about Brexit, apart from watching Michael Gove’s smarmy face, is the prospect of the country running out of medical supplies,’ said a government spokesman today. ‘However we have a plan,’ he added, [read...]
A new study has confirmed that poor seed regulation is at the heart of the divide in the UK that has opened up over the last couple of years. ‘There’s no doubt that the country became polarised over Brexit two years ago,’ [read...]
