Sussex Police have released the names of two people arrested in connection with the recent incidents at Gatwick, when airborne devices were flown in close proximity to commercial aircraft causing the suspension of all flights in and out of the airport. [read...]
In an unprecedented attack, Elizabeth II has used her seasonal address to label a magical Grammar school, as being ‘an inclusive fantasy’. In a mix of Latin and Jamaican patois, the Queen lets rip at the lazy, [read...]
Metaphors, anecdotes and comparisons with occupations from a bygone age are all hopeless when explaining ‘what exactly is it you do’, according to a new report. [read...]
To an unprecedented clamour of outrage from parents across the land it has been announced by Bernard, Santa’s Head Elf, that because of Brexit Santa has signed a deal outsourcing the UK leg of his traditional Christmas Eve delivery round to a consortium of couriers comprising of Yodel, [read...]
