The Queen is said to be disappointed after the £52m spent on Royal Weddings in 2018 had failed to heal the ‘deep divisions in society’ the way she had imagined. Hopes that the sight of Princess Eugene enjoying a £3m horse drawn carriage ride through the streets of Windsor on her wedding day might be… [read...]
Publicists for the celebratory pair were pleased to announce the couple’s imminent nuptials, quickly followed by a flurry of lucrative media interest and to culminate in the inevitable break-up. The divorce ceremony will be carried out via fax and through a host of lawyers; [read...]
Adult sex toy retailer Ann Summers has been accused of building in obsolescence and reduced performance for older versions of its top-selling Rampant Rabbit vibrator. Doreen Allen, one of many disappointed customers, told ITV’s Holly Willoughby: ‘My hubby works on an oil rig and he’s often away from home, [read...]
For the first time in his life Donald Trump is said to have spent an awful Christmas racked with an attack of chronic self-doubt, after a seven year-old girl from South Carolina spoke to him on the telephone during what was supposed to be a PR opportunity on Christmas Eve. [read...]
