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German law introduces third gender to insult Boris in new ways
Now, with a third gender we can introduce words such as ‘twick’, ‘dunk’, ‘vagenis’ which I think come closer to capturing his essence.” [read...]
Daily Archives: January 2, 2019
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Trump seeks to move International Date Line
International leaders from around the world were astounded when in his New Year address President Trump indicated that he was planning to unilaterally move the International Date Line. [read...]
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Man breaks New Year’s resolution before even waking up
Just too easy to accidentally dress in your girlfriend’s underwear. [read...]
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Dog Turd Awarded Knighthood in New Year’s Honours List
Many observers commented on how nice the ceremony was and how well the monarch negotiated the delicate task of knighting the turd which she certainly seemed to find much more gracious than some of the other candidates. [read...]