Trump’s brain shutdown ‘could last years’


Doctors in the US have warned that Donald Trump’s brain shutdown could last for years, even if most people will struggle to see any difference. The orange manbaby worked himself into a crimson rage because he couldn’t get funding for the border wall between the US and Mexico, which is only about three centimetres long, according to his favourite atlas.

Although nothing unusual was noticed at the time, a routine medical picked up the complete absence of cognitive activity, which doctors now estimate was triggered by the severe trauma of not getting his own way when it was long past his usual bedtime. Concerns have been expressed that the shutdown may impact the 38 million Americans dependent on food stamps, but administration spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that they will just have to stop posting food for a while.


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