Everyone now ‘open to opportunities’ on LinkedIn


The first week back at work after the festive holiday has seen everyone in Britain mark themselves on LinkedIn as ‘open’ to new job offers from recruiters, including everyone who works at LinkedIn. A large number of people have updated their skills to include eating Pringles for breakfast, Santa hat wearing, cooking roast potatoes and watching World’s Strongest Man.

Sadly, it has emerged that recruiters are able to take advantage of this unprecedented glut of potential employees because they have got into an unproductive cycle in which all the recruiters are trying to recruit other recruiters. They are now replying to each other, thanking them for their interest but saying this offer does not suit them right now and that what would suit them is going back to bed with a selection box and the DVD of Muppets Christmas Carol.

Sarah Tipper

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Posted: Jan 9th, 2019 by

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