Aldi has announced that it has offered concessions in many of its stores to the beleaguered High Street legacy chain. Aldi UK CEO Giles Hurley explained: ‘The middle aisle in our stores is a major draw for the bargain-hunting bottom-feeders. [read...]
An extract from Maybot III. Soon to be released time and time again.
[Sir Vince Cable has successfully rescued Jeremy Corbyn from being terminated by the Maybot in the House of Commons canteen] [read...]
A judge has ruled that Robbie Williams playing ‘Life through a Lens’ or any of his other albums, constitutes unacceptable physical and mental cruelty and is without question grounds for divorce, with possible criminal charges if the offence is ever repeated. [read...]
The Saudi Arabia women’s beach volleyball team has refused to wear the official uniform of 12-inch heels, crotchless micro-thongs and nipple-baring bikini tops at the Olympics this summer. Instead they’ll be covered head-to-toe in baggy black burqas which show off absolutely no flesh at all. [read...]
In a surprise announcement, Nigel Farage, two or three time leader of UKIP has announced that he intends to remain a Member of the European Parliament after Brexit, despite having been the main campaigner for the UK to leave the EU and all its MEPs be made redundant. [read...]