A judge has ruled that Robbie Williams playing ‘Life through a Lens’ or any of his other albums, constitutes unacceptable physical and mental cruelty and is without question grounds for divorce, with possible criminal charges if the offence is ever repeated.
The court heard that Robbie would play these albums regularly morning and evening, singing along to himself badly in the mirror or window reflection with no thought as to the effect this absolutely shit cabaret music was having on everyone around him.
One former member of Williams’ swimming pool excavation staff told the court he’d suffered serious mental health issues after just a couple of hours. ‘Sometimes he’d just put his whole catalogue on shuffle,’ the clearly distressed man testified. ‘There was no escape, we were stuck there forced to listen to it whilst having to pretend it was good,’ he said before breaking down weeping as he relived the pain of this dreadful experience.