The Duke of Edinburgh has claimed that almost a week after his car accident the sun has yet to apologise for causing him to start driving upside down after it shone in his eyes outside Sandringham Estate.
In an interview with Majesty Magazine the clearly upset Queen’s husband said: ‘After the pure hell it’s put me through it’s high time the sun admitted liability. I’ve hardly slept a wink since but so far I’ve heard nothing from it.’
‘It’s not even had the decency to pick up the phone itself to find out how I am. Some bloody minor planetary satellite called The Moon or something left me a garbled voice mail saying the sun ‘wished to be remembered to me’, whatever the hell that means, but apart from that there’s been sod all else.’