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Brains of Britain
Two in every ten Brits don’t know that Theresa May is the Prime Minister of Great Britain according to a new survey conducted by Idiotwatch, which is part of the government’s public monitoring programme. [read...]
Daily Archives: January 28, 2019
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Duke of Edinburgh Apology Letter in Full
I am writing to apologise for my part in the recent unfortunate car accident/appalling racial slur* and for any death/injury/offence* that you may have suffered as a result of my reckless driving/outdated colonial attitudes*
(*delete as appropriate). [read...]
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UK refuses to vote for anything ever again
The survey found that 94% of people responded with “Put a cross in a box!? Again!? Are you f***ing nuts!?” to the question of which way they would now vote in either a general election, [read...]
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Downloading 99% of files from villain’s hard drive probably enough, TV cops told
Waiting for the last 1% of files to slowly download from a master criminal’s computer is probably not worth the additional stress, everyone has confirmed to sweating TV crime investigators. The news will come as a relief to TV and film cops everywhere, [read...]