Scientists have observed a mysterious object at the edge of the solar system. Speculation suggests that this might be the last remnants of Boris Johnson’s integrity.
Doctor Goodman of the British Astronomical Society explained; “This object is in the Kuiper Belt, beyond the orbit of Neptune. For some time scientists have speculated that the absolute vacuum at the heart of Mr Johnson’s soul meant that there was a corresponding piece of old clinker covered in dust and ice which is the remains of what was Boris Johnson’s integrity.
When asked if there was any danger of the integrity affecting Mr Johnson’s day to day life, Dr Goodman laughed.