In an interview yesterday with Entertainment yesterday, Idris Elba revealed that, about ten years ago, he was overtaken in a Tesco 10 items or less till queue by a man with red hair and 11 items and that, [read...]
What does the British, Soviet and American Empires have in common – besides an excessive amount of other people’s oil – could it be a complete failure to defeat one Afghan goat-herder, armed with just a sling-shot and 12th century dental hygiene? [read...]
‘I have in my hand a box of chocolates,’ proclaimed a triumphant PM. ‘It is a full and total settlement of all my demands for EU reform. I asked for a total return to British judicial and fiscal autonomy as well as the right to slay one in five asylum seekers for four years before paying any benefits. [read...]
A broken child-sized milk bottle in one hand, a Hitler moustache and a tiny Michael Gove peeping out of her handbag, crying his eyes out. These are just some of the ideas that have emerged in a competition to suggest ‘pre-vandalisation’ of the controversial statue, [read...]
