Tusk To Block Free Movement Between Special Place & Other Parts Of Hell


Donald Tusk has been accused of inconsistency after announcing that there is no permitted free movement of people between the special place in Hell reserved for Brexiteers, and the rest of Hell, or the ‘Eternal Underground’ (EU) as its inhabitants prefer to call it.

There are fears that his intransigence over this will swiftly lead to overcrowding in purgatory, due to the cessation of ‘Just in Time’ damnation, with lost souls in their transitional period queuing up in car parks, along traffic-jammed motorways and around specially leased disused airfields.

This has also caused problems in the island of Ireland, where some people are insisting on the continued absence of any hard border between Heaven and Hell, and others demanding its immediate re-introduction, possibly reinforced by building a wall and preferably paid for by Donald Tusk.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2019 by

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