Theresa May has confirmed that Chris Grayling won’t stand down because ‘I’ve got bigger things for him to do,’ a euphemism used whenever the Brexit Secretary role is up for rotation. The post, currently held by someone known as ‘thingummy’ [read...]
Prince Philip has voluntarily given up his driving license following his recent accident. The Queen confirmed that Philip would no longer drive and that they’d have to make some adjustments in their lifestyle as they’d no longer be receiving a weekly £100 a week from his side hustle as an Uber driver. [read...]
Delivery company ‘White Van Logistix’ have announced they are redesigning the leaflets that their drivers leave behind when they are unable to make a delivery ‘to bring an unprecedented degree of honesty to the domestic parcel transportation solutions market’. [read...]
Amazon has announced it is to launch a new service that will enable subscribers to pay to have a personal representative read the Daily Mail on their behalf. Those using the service will be sent regular links to hate-filled responses on the Mail’s comments page posted on their behalf in an online identity chosen when… [read...]
