Chicago Police say that the US actor orchestrated a hoax involving a big red bus and unicorn from Nigeria. Worse still, is that Mr. Smollett faked support for Theresa May’s Brexit plan and pretended that he had been mugged by EU bureaucrats.
Police grew suspicious when Mr. Smollett started referring to Mrs May as ‘strong and stable’. A police spokeswoman confirmed: ‘Mr. Smollet claimed that he was the victim of an assault by two racists. But CCTV footage shows that Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage were nowhere near there’.
Rumour has it that Mr. Smollet is getting acting lessons from TIG member and star of Al Jazeera’s ‘The Lobby’, Joan Ryan MP. Mrs Ryan is an expert in faked attacks and is tipped for a BAFTA over her denial over a recent data breach.
In a tearful interview Mr. Smollett denied that he had ever said that Brexit would be easy or that Northern Ireland was a real place. Said one reviewer: ‘Mr. Smollett was giving the performance of a life-time, until he got to describing Liam Fox’s trade negotiations – then he just corpsed.’