Starting next year, a smaller, silver versions of the Oscars will be awarded to films that unfortunately have not won any Oscars in any number of categories but should have, claim anonymous sources in the film academy. [read...]
Boris Johnson is believed to be stockpiling the wives of close friends in preparation for shortages of vital supplies following a no-deal Brexit. ‘He’s sold off half the claret to make cellar space,’ said a friend. [read...]
Old man relies on vegetable garden to supplement his meagre pension. [read...]
Following her Oscar win for Best Actress, it has emerged that Olivia Colman will now be in every film or TV programme that gets made until further notice. ‘It started the morning after the Oscars,’ [read...]
