Senior Police chiefs responded to Philip Hammond’s statement that knife crime should be tackled using existing funds, by announcing that with immediate effect, all Metropolitan Police officers currently serving as protection officers for the Prime Minister and Senior cabinet ministers will be reassigned to bring offenders to book. [read...]
When he entered his local Aldi, Dave Wells from Hatfield had every intention of fulfilling the basic instruction from wife Cheryl, to purchase milk. However, the overwhelming allure of the ‘middle aisle’ proved too much and he ended up buying fishing waders instead. [read...]
Beleaguered Secretary of State for Northern Ireland Karen Bradley today apologised for misspeaking yet again, explaining she hadn’t realised Northern Ireland was in the northern part of Ireland. ‘If only there was something in the name that made it easy to remember, [read...]
