Churches all over the world have reported vast numbers of Justine Bieber fans turning up at church services after the singer asked his fans to pray for him.
The young singer told his 105 million followers,known as Beliebers that he was suffering from depression and needed their prayers. In the UK,churches and shops selling religious items were running out of Crucifixes with the newly converted fans insisting on buying: ‘One with that little bloke on it’.
With the spending power of these young fans now legendary, Priests and Vicars are filling their boots selling candles, relics, genuine autographed pictures of St Patrick and each insisting that Justine came to their church while on his UK tour.
As one vicar put it, we have to get in quick before he joins one of those cults.