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Mate insisting on referring to basic cookery tips as ‘food hacking’
Your 42 year-old work mate Dave is doggedly sticking to his tendency to call his dietary plan ‘food hacking’ it has emerged. [read...]
Daily Archives: March 14, 2019
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Brexit ‘turd’ set for Trafalgar Square’s fourth plinth
Historic England announced today that they are seeking ideas for a National Monument to be erected to celebrate the UK leaving the EU. Sadly, it is unlikely that any locations in Scotland would be considered due to the fact that Scotland voted to remain and that that no erections in Wales would be discussed as… [read...]
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Shock as customer leaves banana bunch intact
Staff at the Newport branch of Tesco are being treated for shock after a customer placed a six fingered bunch of bananas into her trolley without ripping it apart. [read...]
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An Idiot’s Guide to… The House of Lords
The seats in the House of Lords are red because if peers were to wake up to an all-white décor they may fear they had died. [read...]
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Brexit is an anagram of Brexit
Despite the majority of people in Britain (about 52%) being quite clear what Brexit means – Brexit means Brexit – quite lot of people (allegedly, anything up to 48% of the population) claim that it does not mean this, [read...]