‘The Independent Group – A nation remembers’
Yes, you do, of course you do. You know. There was, er, thingummy. And, umm, whatsizname.
You know. There was a whole gang of them. There were … well, a lot … maybe one or two … or was it a dozen or so … well, several at of them at least. You can’t have forgotten already; it was only a week ago … no, a year go … er, a month or two ago … well. recently anyway. Well, okay, fairly recently.
How the hell could you forget to mention that celebrated colossus of centre-rightish-left politics in Ilford … errr … you know … the angry fat one … errr … whatsisname … the one who only now thinks that the two-party political system is broken, after his decades as a Labour MP … errr … thingumy … he goes on very important work trips to Saudi Arabia … errr … the Fatty Arbuckle impersonator … errrrr … oh, forget it.
And they had these policies. Well presumably they had these policies. Well some policies. I think. The included … well … some policies … on something or other … probably. At least, I think they had some policies. But I could be wrong about that.
And they were called, er, whatever it was they were called, which was … umm … well they must have been called something.
But as I was saying: you remember that group of independent MPs? Well, what happened to them in the end?
(hattip Crayon & Yabasta)