Family holiday in peril after Facebook posts receive lukewarm response

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A woman is thinking of pulling the plug on her two-week family holiday in Tenerife after receiving piss-poor Facebook comments on her holiday posts.

‘It took me four hours while my kids moaned on about spending quality time together or some shite – me on a sun lounger with book; without book; umbrella cocktail at sunset; kids with their tongues out; close-up ‘fun’ family selfie – perfect apart from my husband’s man-boobs.’

‘I posted them under “Family Holiday – so Blessed” with sun and praying hands emojis, then sat back and waited for the deluge. Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Two hours later and all I’ve got is my mother asking if I packed some Imodium. For god’s sake.’

‘I was up all night refreshing – next day I was up to seven likes and four hearts and a few, ‘Ahh, bless’ and ‘Cocktail hour.’ Meh.’

‘Sod it, I’ll give them one last chance – If the ‘dinner on the balcony’ and ‘kids’ disco’ photos don’t do it, next year I’ll get my validation from strangers on Twitter.’

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2019 by

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