Hope that Theresa May would be able to escape the misery of leading Brexit negotiations were dashed today when the EU voted unanimously to continue discussions until the day after Mrs May leaves office, whenever that proves to be. [read...]
It was announced today that selling class A drugs such as heroin and cocaine will now be legal as long as accompanied with the words “When the fun stops, stop”. It’s hoped the slogan, which has done so much to prevent online gambling becoming a ruinous habit that preys on the desperate and destroys their… [read...]
The change is thought to have been prompted by the annoyance felt by the Lord Chef Justice that people kept doing it to him : ‘Only the other day, I came out of the High Court, [read...]
Barista Tracey Collins, 23, from Droitwich, is looking forward to a life without having to pay tax after she realised that, just like TV host Lorraine Kelly, she too has to ‘put on a persona’ to do her job. [read...]
