St John and Clarissa Thorpe-Walmsley, a couple from The Cotswolds, have set a staggering new budget record of £7.9 million pounds after appearing on the BBC’s Escape to the Country relocation show. But during the broadcast viewers took to social media complaining it was in bad taste to feature such a wealthy couple. [read...]
Unlikely wizard Dave Brown has this week prompted the regeneration of plant life, the birth of lambs, and the mild improvement of the weather in the northern hemisphere. He conducted a ritual on Tuesday night when he was a bit peckish before bed. [read...]
Worried about dissenting employees? Nervous about the competition? Want more respect in business? No problem! Just follow this handy guide. Hold a ‘hand-kissing’ ceremony for all employees Start as you mean to go on. Line up all of your employees and family (no favouritism!) to pay their respects by kissing your hand. [read...]
The new album by centenarian pop-princess Dame Vera Lynn has clarified the arrangements for the much publicised but vague rendezvous from her 1939 classic, ‘We’ll Meet Again’. ‘We were all a bit giddy on spam and black market booze when we did that, [read...]
A leaked government memo, written in preparation for a possible second ballot, aka a “people’s vote” on leaving the EU, has identified a number of measures that might help ensure the right result. Codenamed Operation The Will Of The (Right Sort Of) People, [read...]
