Woman worried she’s caught PPI

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A woman from Milton Keynes has expressed her concern that she may have contracted a virus called ‘PPI’ after listening to her car radio.

“It’s scary”, said the 71-year-old grandmother. “Every time I go driving I hear warnings on the radio about something called ‘PPI’. I’m worried because people always say that I have an infectious personality so it sounds exactly like the sort of thing I might have.  Is it hereditary? Is it contagious? Is it a winter bug or something more prominent in the summer months? I just don’t know.

“My GP told me that it’s nothing to worry about and I should just maybe try listening to CDs in my car instead of the radio but, with the greatest of respect, my GP is an idiot.”

GP Simon Harrison said: “I spent most of the time trying to explain what the PPI adverts were about but she ended up accusing me of being part of a global conspiracy. It was an interesting 3 hours.”

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2019 by

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