London earthquake blamed on honest office worker


The British Geological Survey has revealed the source of the 4.5 magnitude quake from the nondescript office block in central London was the result of the sound produced by the fourth floor’s arseholes collectively tightening as, in front of them, Chris Williams replied honestly to his manager that he ‘had absolutely no interest in the project, or helping with it in any way, and didn’t want to know anything about the processes behind it’.

Though a meeting with HR was set-up later that day for him to attend, an unrepentant exhilarated Chris was last seen leaving work claiming to be off home to tell his girlfriend the real answer to her question as to whether he wants to attend that wedding of one of her old university pals in the summer.


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Posted: Apr 18th, 2019 by

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