Rumours are circulating today that bumptious Captain Mainwaring wannabe and MP for Rayleigh, Mark Francois, has sensationally resurrected himself after having been crucified on Friday by a group of Remainers who could no longer stick his nauseating personality. [read...]
Following the runaway success of season 2, in which Fleabag Phoebe Waller-Bridge seduces a celibate Catholic priest, BBC bosses have commissioned a further two seasons focusing on so-called ‘involuntary celibacy’. [read...]
Warrington Borough Council has defended its decision to include the town’s ‘lady gardens’ in the Local Plan, which means that they will qualify for planning permission. [read...]
A five year old girl from Shepton Mallet has today reiterated that on no account will she negotiate with hostage takers.
