After a week of speculation over the cause of the fire, Olaf Accountantson has revealed the existence of the Continuity Viking Army, and claimed responsibility for burning down Notre Dame.
‘Its a church, it burnt down, who the hell did you think did it? I’m getting pissed off with all the racists automatically blaming Muslims. Do they think that pagans can’t inflict terror?’
CVA stated aim is to counter the modern view of Scandinavian countries as some sort of limp wristed liberal paradise.
‘We terrorised northern Europe for decades. We’ll show you soft brexiters what a REAL ‘Norway model’ looks like,’ growled Accountantson.