Daily Archives: April 26, 2019


Device which detects ‘Life’ in brain-dead subjects is called ‘Television’

In a startling new scientific breakthrough, signs of lingering basic brain-function including the ability to recognise simple words such as ‘goal’, ‘Moon’ and ‘parrot’, and the ability to direct the opening of a ring-pull beer can or to order a takeaway pizza have been observed in the brains of subjects previously regarded as having suffered complete brain death. [read...]

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