Proud new DeWalt owner still looking for something to drill
‘This roughty-toughty piece of pro kit cost me a hundred and fifty smackers,’ said homeowner Alex Staveley. ‘But I’ve yet to find a single bloody use for it.’ [read...]
‘This roughty-toughty piece of pro kit cost me a hundred and fifty smackers,’ said homeowner Alex Staveley. ‘But I’ve yet to find a single bloody use for it.’ [read...]
The Japanese have fired an explosive charge into an asteroid in near Earth orbit in order to find out what damage Brexit is likely to cause: ‘Sure, we might find out how to avoid the destruction that wiped out the dinosaurs, [read...]
In a startling new scientific breakthrough, signs of lingering basic brain-function including the ability to recognise simple words such as ‘goal’, ‘Moon’ and ‘parrot’, and the ability to direct the opening of a ring-pull beer can or to order a takeaway pizza have been observed in the brains of subjects previously regarded as having suffered complete brain death. [read...]
A senior cabinet minister who preferred not to be named Philip Hammond at this point, has denied being the top level leaker in the Huawei leak scandal
‘As it’s clear I would never do such a thing, [read...]
Leaders of the UK’s newest political/money-laundering parties, have agreed to unite a nation behind a motto of ‘one member, one policy’. Analysis has shown that by combining all the Leave and Remain votes, the new group could get a workable majority in any Nandos. [read...]