Japanese asteroid destruction testing ‘inspired by Brexit’


The Japanese have fired an explosive charge into an asteroid in near Earth orbit in order to find out what damage Brexit is likely to cause:  ‘Sure, we might find out how to avoid the destruction that wiped out the dinosaurs, but we’re not convinced it’ll be powerful enough to wipe out the ERG,’ said a spokesman today.

A spokesman for the Leave campaign agreed that perhaps letting asteroids hit the Earth ‘might be a better idea – there’s no way they would land on the UK, would they?’ he asked.


(hattip deceangli)

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