Japanese asteroid destruction testing ‘inspired by Brexit’

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The Japanese have fired an explosive charge into an asteroid in near Earth orbit in order to find out what damage Brexit is likely to cause:¬† ‘Sure, we might find out how to avoid the destruction that wiped out the dinosaurs, but we’re not convinced it’ll be powerful enough to wipe out the ERG,’ said a spokesman today.

A spokesman for the Leave campaign agreed that perhaps letting asteroids hit the Earth ‘might be a better idea – there’s no way they would land on the UK, would they?’ he asked.

 

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