Proud new DeWalt owner still looking for something to drill


‘This roughty-toughty piece of pro kit cost me a hundred and fifty smackers,’ said homeowner Alex Staveley.  ‘But I’ve yet to find a single bloody use for it.’

Instead, he goes around the house looking at the walls whilst intermittently pulling the trigger.  ‘He was never like this with his old Black and Decker,’ said his wife.


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