After deciding that going to the cinema alone in daylight, was neither strange or the first step to killing all of his work colleagues before turning the gun on himself, a man forgot to factor in his choice of overcoat and ended up looking like he was going to a showing of ‘Debbie does Dallas.’… [read...]
New Defence Secretary Penny Mordaunt, the first woman ever to hold the position, has announced that Britain will have a more passive aggressive defence policy in future. “It’s time for a change from the macho posturing of the past,” [read...]
Wanted for leaking state secrets from the National Security Council, the disgraced Defence Secretary is looking for somewhere to hide from press scrutiny, his own innate stupidity and the smug look of John Profumo. Fortunately he has answered a small-ad from the Equadorian Embassy, [read...]
