Banned Beckham Backs New Bentley Bike Range


A spokesman for David Beckham has announced that he will be teaming up with Bentley to help with the design and launch of a new generation of hybrid push bikes: “Bike It Like Beckham.”

The hybrid bikes–that will be targeted at Holland Park residents–will boast an impressive range of features such as “School run” mode which allows the attachment of additional saddles; “Too Posh To Push” mode that will invoke the electric motor if the rider suddenly becomes fatigued; an emergency chauffeur location beacon and a knee-level mobile phone holder.

When asked when the first prototype would be revealed the spokesman stated: “David’s really keen to crack on; in fact he said he wanted one like yesterday.”



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Posted: May 13th, 2019 by

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