Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey on Wednesday signed into law the freedom to commit sodomy in a bill designed to prevent women from having to seek illegal abortions.
‘Today, I signed into law the Alabama Sodomites Act, a bill that was approved by overwhelming majorities in both chambers of the Legislature,” said Ivey, a Republican, in a statement. “To the bill’s many supporters, this legislation stands as a powerful testament to Alabamians’ deeply held belief that taking it up the butt is a sacred gift from God to protect the unborn.’
One Alabama resident, Wilberforce C Cumming III said, ‘This is great news for my wives, sisters and daughters. I’m sure glad that things will be tightening up around here.’
Gov. Ivey, whose three nipples were the talk of Tuscaloosa town in the 1980’s after a cat fight between herself and an out of town Democrat in the Rattle Snake Saloon, praised ‘right thinking Christians’ for their support.
‘Without the prayers of God fearing people to legalize sodomy it may have taken years for legislators to pull their fingers out.’
Following the new ruling there have been several reports of fear and unrest among inmates in a number of Alabama’s correctional facilities.