Anthropomorphic tigers everywhere have confirmed today that they will continue to make impromptu visits at 5pm to houses around the country, in search of a good square meal, following the sad death of their creator Judith Kerr. [read...]
ITV has announced Good Morning Britain is to be renamed Tiswas and is taking over Jeremy Kyle’s recently vacated time slot, whilst also dropping any last pretence of being a real news show. A production assistant said: ‘We’ve seen our ratings soar against BBC Breakfast in recent months after distancing ourselves from proper news reporting,… [read...]
Most of the people turning out to vote in this Thursday’s European elections are motivated to do so by the fact that last time they voted there was a cute dog tied to a post outside the polling station, [read...]
A Surrey couple is enjoying a deep sense of fulfilment today because their new detached home in Guildford is the largest amongst their peer group. Recently married Tom and Pippa Whittaker are now eagerly arranging a housewarming party to underline the vast difference in floor space when contrasted with the homes of their best friends…. [read...]
With milkshake banned in the run up to the hustings, other easily purchased food stuffs have declared themselves available for work: 1. Heinz Vegetable soup. Looks like sick. Carrot lumps can get trapped in pockets of Saville Row suit, [read...]
