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Greggs vegan sausage rolls ‘made from actual vegans’
‘We only use natural vegans in our vegan range, but admit that the supply chain is getting overtaken by the demand for this product.’ [read...]
Daily Archives: May 31, 2019
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Margaret Thatcher to stand for Tory leadership
Lady Thatcher is to be disinterred and put up for election for the leadership of the Conservative party. Her supporters claim that she has spoken to them from beyond the grave in a very firm and decisive voice, [read...]
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White jeep ruled supreme symbol of twattishness
The National Knobbishness Council, a quango set up in 2002 to measure the means by which people with too much money and too few brain cells can be identified, has ruled that the white jeep is now the most perfectly indicative sign of a twat in Britain. [read...]
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Trump administration rebrands coal as ‘Liberty Nuggets’
The sweet smell of ‘Freedom Gas’ sounds so much more delightful on your autopsy report, compared to carbon monoxide poisoning. [read...]